{Not in Elementary Anymore}

Today I worked at a high school for the first time ever....
I'd like to share some things I observed that let me know I wasn't in an elementary school.

• PDA   icks  I don't remember seeing all that in my day but my oh my
• Sex Position "Trade Cards" Ummmmm..... reason number 1,328 why I want to home school
• A girl who was either clinically insane or was SO doped up she was CrAzY!
• Posters for gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered after school club! Definitely not in elementary schools anymore.
• Teachers cursing while teaching???? what the what!
• students recording fights to then analyze with friends at a later date  hmmmm.
• I met a younger, more fashionable, more vulgar me now, back then! Confused? Let me explain. I think I'm becoming the person I saw myself as in high school or maybe that I wished myself to be. Whatever it is, I am she or at least becoming her. Today I met that me, except she IS in high school and has those same qualities I longed for myself then, but am developing now. I enjoyed just watching her interact with her classmates minus the outrageous mouth!

What a new found respect I have for you high school teachers. NO, NO that one is not for me!